If you give a boy a bike he's gonna want to ride it.
And while he rides it he's gonna want to stop to check out some dirt.
And when you're as far from home as you can be he's gonna want to walk.
And for you to carry his bike.
And if you see some Halloween decorations on the way home he's gonna need to investigate.
When you put his bike back in the garage he's gonna see daddy's bike and want to ride it, with the proper headwear.
And while riding it he'll notice daddy's other bike and want to ride it with proper headwear.
And on the way out of the garage he'll notice his hockey stick and want to play hockey for the next fifteen minutes.
Until he remembers his bike is in the garage.